Miscellaneous: Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 625

You deserved it 39 822

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By ihateyouatt - 18/03/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 110

You deserved it 31 133

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 20:37 - United States - Mountain Home

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 221

You deserved it 147 876

By TBaggins00 - 21/06/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 250

You deserved it 61 676

By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 008

You deserved it 29 537

By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 889

You deserved it 6 755

By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 626

You deserved it 3 725

By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 852

You deserved it 6 842

By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 694

You deserved it 11 957

By ugheffmylife - 09/05/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 700

You deserved it 56 546

I'm so tired

By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 319

You deserved it 118

MsConfusedd 27

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:34

Your hot pockets are probably going to explode.

cottoncandymango 17

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:33

And to think that this is what our generation has come to...

Comments

Catkam623 27

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:37

Stop using your smart phone to think for you and instead use your smarts.

jigglypuff34 16

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:38

6969. Easiest pin to remember.

_DudeGuy_ 16

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:04

I find 5457 extremely easy to remember.

RoboCunnilingus 23

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:17

0000 is pretty simple too.

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 29 June 2013 21:33

OP didn't forget their code; they typed it into the wrong device, so your comment is really just that you want to show off oh, I have a sexually suggestive pin code. So what. Yawn.

accountnamevalid 3

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:14

Who else has an easy to remember PIN they would like to share? For, uh, research and stuff.

ashlyn_is_here 8

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:40

Please be a teenager. Don't let the adults be getting this dumb too...

MilkyFilmz 26

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:21

Not all teens are dumb.

EmsyyyRose13 24

Sunday 30 June 2013 9:05

I've met dumb, immature adults and smart, mature teenagers--age does not always determine intellect/behavior.

bombtastic 10

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:42

yet what if their pin number was a time? say.. 0245 or something like that.

Imhere4fml 24

Saturday 29 June 2013 21:42

No.

primadonnagirl 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:43

I hope you don't become something important, like a doctor

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 29 June 2013 22:03

or a microwave oven attendant.

PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:46

There's actually an app for that.

PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:47

jasattica 4

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:48

Was there garlic on that pizza?

MzZombicidal 36

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:55

I think you're on the wrong FML post.

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 30 June 2013 1:28

37, I think 20 meant the hypothetical pizza in the microwave of this FML. You are thinking linearly and 20 is off on a yummy tangent.

Sillydeadperson 17

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:16

PIN-protected microwave? I smell innovation, and possibly delicious food!

wootwootimahoot 10

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:18

At work we have to clock in using a 4-digit code. I've tried to open my garage door, unlock my phone, and even use my debit card with that code. The sad part is I don't understand why it doesn't work some days & keep trying over & over.