Miscellaneous: Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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By ihateyouatt - 18/03/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 20:37 - United States - Mountain Home

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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By TBaggins00 - 21/06/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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By ugheffmylife - 09/05/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML

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I'm so tired

By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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MsConfusedd 27

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:34

Your hot pockets are probably going to explode.

cottoncandymango 17

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:33

And to think that this is what our generation has come to...

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worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:39

Hope it didn't burn your food if start came afterword...

technochik3 12

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:40

LOL

jessBeAqueen 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:41

welcome to rehab. Tell us a little bout yourself. "Hi my names OP and im addicted to my cellphone..."

Jemm_fml 29

Saturday 29 June 2013 21:04

do you swipe the washing machine to unlock it?

andiw 6

Saturday 29 June 2013 21:36

Lmao love this!

TheGoldStandard 6

Saturday 29 June 2013 21:40

HAHA ya a bit

aeonsoul 12

Saturday 29 June 2013 21:58

Haha that's quite hilarious

Baytheshark 14

Saturday 29 June 2013 22:06

I tell my mum to call things all the time. "Oi, mum, call my hairbrush, will you?" "What?" ϵ( 'Θ' )϶

pinguino3669_fml 23

Saturday 29 June 2013 22:11

It's time for a long break from technology for you.

baba01_fml 17

Saturday 29 June 2013 22:22

Did the smoke detector go off?

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I'm so tired

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