Miscellaneous: Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By HalmarkChannelHell - 27/11/2022 00:00

Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML

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By brbkillingmyself - 08/08/2015 22:52 - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 23:11 - United States - Falls Church

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML

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Festive spirit

By Christmas'nt - 28/11/2022 22:00

Today, it's that time of year again: my mom has threatened to disown me if I celebrate Christmas in any way, shape, or form. Yes, she is an extreme bible thumper. No, she doesn't see what is wrong with her behavior, nor does she care. FML

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By Joey - 06/10/2012 05:57 - United States - Reno

Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML

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At last

By Anonymous - 04/02/2021 20:01

Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML

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Merry Christmas!

By John Nani - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML

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By Grinch - 01/12/2021 17:01

Today, I already hate the holidays. My mom has been trying to be helpful, but has severe undiagnosed memory problems that our family ignores. They've also ignored all the house repairs, but have no problem consoling her while she cries how mean I am for missing her party, because I used my vacation time to fix the house. FML

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By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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Saturday 4 January 2014 23:19

why????

cherokii_Squa 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:21

wow, mum is really in the Christmas spirit, I see...well, it'd be nice if she passed out a few gifts while she's at it :)

Comments

Mike09220 14

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:26

Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday!

Sports_guy3 28

Sunday 5 January 2014 1:20

Go live with OP's family.

myoukei 31

Monday 6 January 2014 5:45

Don't you remember what happened when elmo wished for the same thing? No, just me?

pookiebear1001 13

Friday 7 March 2014 6:30

I agree!!!

jessBeAqueen 13

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:27

show her your christmas list full of very pricey items and just ask her for a new gift every day. then maybe thatll bring her back to reality

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:27

This is the part where you dress up as a creepy Santa and threaten to cancel Christmas

Welshite 39

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:28

I hope you're getting to open presents every day too.

rosenkrieger223 21

Sunday 5 January 2014 2:51

That would be pretty much the only up-side to that whole situation.

Curlytwirly22 17

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:31

Your mother seems really delightful

Wizardo 33

Sunday 5 January 2014 1:21

But oh so frightful!

codyswearingen 3

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:37

Lol ur dads too whipped

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 5 January 2014 1:57

Yep, that's what it says in the FML. Thanks for pointing that out.

sadistmonkey 19

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:38

Did your true love give you 10 Lords a Leaping, 9 Ladies Dancing, 8 Maids a Milking, 7 Swans a Swimming, 6 Geese a Laying, 5 Golden Rings, 4 Calling Birds, 3 French Hens, 2 Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree?