Miscellaneous: Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest...

By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 23:11 - United States - Falls Church

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML

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By Christmas'nt - 28/11/2022 22:00

Today, it's that time of year again: my mom has threatened to disown me if I celebrate Christmas in any way, shape, or form. Yes, she is an extreme bible thumper. No, she doesn't see what is wrong with her behavior, nor does she care. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

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By John Nani - 25/12/2011 17:06 - United States

Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML

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By HalmarkChannelHell - 27/11/2022 00:00

Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML

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By brbkillingmyself - 08/08/2015 22:52 - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML

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At last

By Anonymous - 04/02/2021 20:01

Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML

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By Mandy93 - 20/12/2012 13:57 - Germany - Reipoltskirchen

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2022 06:00 - Germany

Today, besides the fact that I hate Christmas since my parents divorced, my mom told me she can't come this year with my sister because of no money. We even offered to pay for their tickets, but she won't come because of the "last minute" stress. Fuck this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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bedforddanesss 14

Tuesday 9 December 2014 9:52

I had 8ft tall Christmas tree thrown at me by my mother a few days ago while she's screaming "mother ******* Christmas chEEEEEAAAAARRRR" so I feel your pain.

NeoMatrix25 12

Tuesday 9 December 2014 9:51

The Bourne Ultimatum: Christmas Edition

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NeoMatrix25 12

Tuesday 9 December 2014 9:51

The Bourne Ultimatum: Christmas Edition

MrsDruidess 23

Wednesday 10 December 2014 9:46

moms are always getting stuck "making Christmas", doing the decorations, cookies, shopping for gifts and cooking! I wanna kick my husband's ass every time he says "cant I just relax, its Christmas" I wanna freaking relax too jerk! . . . obviously I feel OP's moms pain. . .

bedforddanesss 14

Tuesday 9 December 2014 9:52

I had 8ft tall Christmas tree thrown at me by my mother a few days ago while she's screaming "mother ******* Christmas chEEEEEAAAAARRRR" so I feel your pain.

onlychildFTW 33

Tuesday 9 December 2014 10:44

Haha mum rage! She must be like a female hulk to throw an 8ft tree at you. Haha. I envision it soaring access the tree lot. Haha.

bedforddanesss 14

Tuesday 9 December 2014 10:48

Oh yes! Very majestic before it caused me bodily harm. it was a beautiful tree before she promptly grabbed it by the middle and charged at me with it.