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By Noname - 30/10/2008 05:55 - France

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

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You deserved it 8 748

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By ticker $fml - 12/07/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, after I lost $5000 in crypto yesterday, I'm now down about $150k total since the start of the year. I just deployed more and bought $FML to make up for the losses. Hopefully it’ll happen. FML

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By Marco - 13/10/2008 08:29

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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A tax on irresponsability

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 06:00

Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 131

You deserved it 1 346

By Dope - 24/12/2008 11:23 - United States

Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML

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You deserved it 23 295

One hell of a poker game?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 17:02

Today, I lost 1200 dollars, my fiancée, my dog, my apartment, and my car. FML

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By broke - 02/12/2017 15:00

Today, my work informed me that they didn't process my pay in time, so I won't get paid until the end of next month. I have less than £10 to last me until then. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 276

You deserved it 303

By Celina - 12/01/2009 09:55 - United States

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 785

You deserved it 5 375

By screwed - 19/11/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 172

You deserved it 3 197

By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 017

You deserved it 6 184

By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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You deserved it 17 247

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Saturday 28 February 2009 10:06

Jenny Craig worked wonders on yah

Vogelfanger 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:39

Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!

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the_ginger10 2

Monday 11 March 2013 4:00

Some people know it's not weight.. They're just being sarcastic.

DusteyDiablo 0

Tuesday 21 May 2013 19:40

Americans: congratulations on you weight loss!

moneybags10 7

Saturday 6 July 2013 18:28

That must be a great weight loss program

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 20:19

Isn't this kind of your own fault since it is your job.

martin8337 35

Friday 25 July 2014 16:20

It would have been worse if you list 12k at a casino.

sbarua219 17

Monday 28 July 2014 4:10

Can someone explain this FML to me please? Sorry

gatorclay97 28

Monday 1 December 2014 14:44

I literally laughed out loud at that one

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Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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Today, my mother and wife are arguing over raising our baby Catholic or Church of England. They’re mad at each other and as a bonus they’re both mad at me because I’m non-religious and genuinely don’t care which made-up religion they try to raise her in, I’m just enjoying being a dad over here. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML

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Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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Today, it's my birthday, and like every other Sunday, my wife's been called into work, and I'm left with our three toddlers and yesterday's mess to clean up. It's raining. FML

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You deserved it 258

Today, I finished the rather expensive Arabic language course I have been taking for about 6 months. I still can't hold a conversation, but I can now say, "May Allah give you a headache and you are stuck in Beirut's traffic for two hours." FML

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Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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Today, what few friends I have won't talk to me anymore. My ex told them she dumped me because I abused her. I never abused her. What really happened is that she dumped me in a rage after I refused to give her money for drugs. Nobody's even asked for my side of the story. FML

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You deserved it 2 803

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Nothing to do with us

A tax on irresponsability

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