By therewasnocurtain - 06/04/2015 20:07 - United States - Lewiston

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Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML
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HeyItsCamilo 17

elder people,they get to a point were they just dont give a ****.

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AddictGamer 16

Nap time is fap time. Seriously, FYL OP. No one deserves to see that, let alone hear that.

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abNormal62 23

The manufacturers of Viagra actually have said if your erection lasts for more than three hours, you are to seek medical assistance. He was just being proactive.

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Smellyy 19

Did he look you in the eyes and finish?

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abNormal62 23

You gotta give him credit. I didn't think you could "uncook" spaghetti

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abNormal62 23

Maybe you are his Muse? They are hard to find in this day and age.....

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vikky538 28

Thats one way of calling nurse cause his pulse is raising

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janfleury 19

After working in a nursing home for years I can say that erections are the last thing to go away. The very last thing.

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toxic324x 17

If he can't go out with a "bang" he can still leave with satisfaction.

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captainsmegma 12

Maybe it was part of his physical therapy regimen as prescribed by his doctor.

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