Kids: Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and...

By Pauline - 09/02/2016 21:35 - United States

Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2018 01:30

Today, while visiting my son at university, I noticed a funky smell in his room. He admitted to not changing his bedsheets since he moved in 2.5 years ago. I’ve raised an animal. FML

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Grossed out

By disguested - 04/03/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 08/04/2024 17:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML

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Biohazard

By Dev Engineer - 29/01/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom - Totteridge

Today, my roommate, who is 22 years-old, doesn't understand that the trash needs to be taken out. He just puts pizza and burger boxes on top and around the dustbin. Prior to moving in, his mom and sister emphasized on how "clean" he is. He never showers either. FML

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Roommates from hell

By ugh - 30/09/2011 19:45 - United States

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 10:45 - Canada

Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 22:24 - United States - Southlake

Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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AnnaDeWitt 27

Wednesday 10 February 2016 1:39

Your son sounds like a fungi.

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 10 February 2016 1:40

"Oh, yeah, those were totally there by mistake, mom. By the way, where'd you happen to put that container? I'm just curious…"

Comments

nickie_94 18

Wednesday 10 February 2016 1:49

I understand you're a mother, but he has to learn that living in filth is a bad habit. You should've put those mushrooms on his pillow

hardcorefan16 22

Wednesday 10 February 2016 2:10

I dont know how people can live in conditions like that. That's disgusting

totallynotemily 25

Wednesday 10 February 2016 2:54

How does his roomate handle the messy room?

Branessa9611 14

Wednesday 10 February 2016 3:04

I don't know momma, it sounds like you may have found his stash!

justinmcfizzle 4

Wednesday 10 February 2016 3:23

Im pretty sure he is growing shrooms

FweakofCydonia 40

Wednesday 10 February 2016 3:57

Possible future biohazard?

Mahcookiez 15

Wednesday 10 February 2016 4:35

Confront him and tell him to clean up you shouldn't be doing it for him he's old enough

FelicityWishes 32

Wednesday 10 February 2016 6:55

That's disgusting. Wait until he has to live with other people who won't deal with his shit.

UTreeHugginHip 4

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:04

Plot twist : He is a drug dealer, and the is his stash that he hides in all the clutter.

amanda182 19

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:15

Forget cleaning, just burn the whole place down... I don't think cleaners would do anything. Ick.

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Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. They shouted "Surprise!" as I walked into the room. In pure shock, I dropped the groceries I was holding, including a bottle of wine, which shattered. I spent the first 10 or so minutes of my party cleaning red wine and glass off the floor. FML

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Today, it's been three days since my husband got into free-jazz. He plays all the time in our small apartment. Loud. It's like listening to three guys build a shed for 10 giant angry wasps. FML

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Today, I took a pregnancy test because I'd missed a few periods, gained weight, and been moody. Turns out I'm just fat and moody. FML

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