Intimacy: Bumbling

Bumbling

By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I enjoyed a lovely shower together. It was indeed lovely until her father came into the washroom to say “Welcome to the family!” whilst taking a giant shit. FML

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Same thing different taste

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Nice to know

By justin bieber's nutsack - 06/06/2015 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

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Morning conversation

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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You deserved it 7 926

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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You deserved it 10 098

By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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You deserved it 7 791

Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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You deserved it 3 808

Cuteness overload

By Cpm - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML

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You deserved it 5 211

By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it 67 440

Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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You deserved it 802

DonULFonso 22

Saturday 7 December 2019 20:02

In civilized countries, people use locks to keep their privacy.... privat.

J15237 25

Saturday 7 December 2019 20:21

Sorry man, but that is funny as hell. At that point you certainly have to ask her to marry you. At least you will have great in-laws.

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DonULFonso 22

Saturday 7 December 2019 20:02

In civilized countries, people use locks to keep their privacy.... privat.

J15237 25

Saturday 7 December 2019 20:21

Sorry man, but that is funny as hell. At that point you certainly have to ask her to marry you. At least you will have great in-laws.

Sinshine 28

Saturday 7 December 2019 20:47

How is someone who doesn't respect your privacy and just walks in and takes a dump while you're there great? That's just disrespectful and disgusting.

mfranks19891989 10

Sunday 8 December 2019 2:39

It is a little bit funny if your not the 2 people In the shower. But you guys should have locked the door or get your own place. Next time put a hat on the outside of the door, in movies that means sex is going on.

Lydmyers 9

Sunday 8 December 2019 9:02

I agree! the parents must be pretty chill and with a good sense of humour. it could be worse - they could be uptight assholes who would have given you an earful for showering together with the daughter.

Sarah Marie Jones 1

Saturday 7 December 2019 20:43

Ew, wtf. If my dad came into the bathroom while I was showering I'd throat punch him. Lock the door, that's weird whether you were in there with her or not.