Miscellaneous: Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 16:32 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

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By Jo - 21/11/2012 05:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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No, not now!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Estonia - Tartu

Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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It was for research purposes

By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2018 06:05

Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Bricktothehead 21

Monday 27 July 2015 22:50

Well, it's a legitimate question?

roydashious 11

Monday 27 July 2015 22:51

well that has to be traumatising

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tehdarkness 21

Monday 27 July 2015 22:54

Poor guy. Hope they got him up and running!

cameron6731 13

Monday 27 July 2015 22:55

At least it isn't any creepy **** like 18andabused

Jdlove2 20

Tuesday 28 July 2015 15:26

Creepy? Nahh....

TheKingOfHearts 19

Wednesday 29 July 2015 19:02

@13 how would you know that is creepy?

AkBunny907 18

Monday 27 July 2015 22:55

hahahaha to akward, what did you do in life to deserve that OP?

logicnazi 18

Tuesday 28 July 2015 6:51

Not ask his gpa before taking him in

CommentKing207 23

Monday 27 July 2015 22:55

Your grandpa is a savage! On another point, sorry for the scarring your grandpa put on you.

raesos91 26

Monday 27 July 2015 22:56

There's an app for that. (....is there?)

QuaDECH 13

Tuesday 28 July 2015 3:32

I couldn't find a PornHub app on the Play Store but maybe the Apple App Store has it.

Mudhound123 6

Tuesday 28 July 2015 5:15

Google Play has a limit on what apps can and can not be on there. Nothing that is showing nudity or anything of the sort. The worst thing you can find is wallpapers of ladies in bikinis.

logicnazi 18

Tuesday 28 July 2015 6:54

Idk if pronhub specifically. But a lot of websites in general make "apps" that are actually just website shortcuts that you can download to your phone screen. It just brings you to a mobile website but feels and functions more like an app than a traditional website or mobile website does. tl;dr : maybe

nicolefrangipane 14

Monday 27 July 2015 22:57

well did they tell him why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer?

Gaernem 17

Monday 27 July 2015 22:57

I had no idea Apple provided internet service. Thanks for the info grandpa!

FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 27 July 2015 23:00

Your grandfather is a hero.

goofballjones 6

Monday 27 July 2015 23:02

Look here grandchild, grandma doesn't move like she used to. Grandpa still needs fun time

bdsmslave 18

Monday 27 July 2015 23:03

"Have you tried switching it off and then on again?"

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