Miscellaneous: Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 16:32 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

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By Jo - 21/11/2012 05:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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No, not now!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Estonia - Tartu

Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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It was for research purposes

By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2018 06:05

Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Bricktothehead 21

Monday 27 July 2015 22:50

Well, it's a legitimate question?

roydashious 11

Monday 27 July 2015 22:51

well that has to be traumatising

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everton99 16

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:40

I mean there's XNXX and Alohatube...

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:42

I am not with him...that all you need to say

whiteman23 6

Tuesday 28 July 2015 1:05

that's awsome, this shouldn't be an fml.

darkthunda1324 6

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:10

That's why apple sucks you need alienware

prostar9993 15

Tuesday 28 July 2015 3:48

Lol dell sucks even more than Apple. Get an asus if you want a real machine.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:44

Did he try asking Siri?

wordygirl 11

Tuesday 28 July 2015 3:02

Some grandpas truly get a kick out of embarrassing their grandkids. I had one. He never involved **** though, thank heavens!!

prostar9993 15

Tuesday 28 July 2015 3:32

Why didn't you just show him how to do it in the first place? Your uncles fml would get more likes than yours lol.

somelildude 14

Tuesday 28 July 2015 4:29

Did he try turning it on and off?

nightfall8705 33

Tuesday 28 July 2015 4:40

He went to the right place. Apple's been ******* people financially for years. They should be experts by now. Curious as to what they told your Grandpa about his **** though.

TheDevilsDevices 15

Tuesday 28 July 2015 5:27

I laughed out loud...sorry ?

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