Love: Today, I waited for over an hour in a park for a date who didn't... - FML

By mindjob - 29/09/2014 02:49

Today, I waited for over an hour in a park for a date who didn't show up. I finally left because someone came up to me and accused me of creeping on their kids. FML

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mindjob 14

Monday 29 September 2014 21:07

And run I did! Well, not really, but I got out of there as fast as possible. I was too embarrassed about being stood up and being accused of watching kids to have a sharp wit and a good response. An excuse was mumbled and I got out of there! And 54, I wouldn't normally wait longer than a half hour at most, but I suppose I was pretty hopeful for this date!

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dawnimus 21

Monday 29 September 2014 10:34

Just say you're waiting for someone and stand your ground! Not everyone who sits in a park is a creeper. Although, after an hour they probably weren't coming :( sorry OP, bad luck.

jazzy_123 20

Monday 29 September 2014 10:33

"Run bitch ruuuun!" lol no but really, I would have ran out of there before it got serious

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ober80 6

Monday 29 September 2014 19:43

I would've replied actually I am waiting for a date that I appear to be getting stood up on but thank you for your concern.

Niedermayer_20 12

Tuesday 30 September 2014 0:12

Should of known that a date in a park was never going to happen.

BigJonMX 2

Wednesday 1 October 2014 12:05

You need to move to another town/city/country. where is this 'failed' society so I can avoid it.

Kris1520 14

Wednesday 1 October 2014 19:25

I don't think anyone should change yo please others. You can go wherever you like and if some uptight bitches are so worried they can keep their kids at home.

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