By mindjob - 29/09/2014 02:49

Today, I waited for over an hour in a park for a date who didn't show up. I finally left because someone came up to me and accused me of creeping on their kids. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 011
You deserved it 3 035

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mindjob 14

And run I did! Well, not really, but I got out of there as fast as possible. I was too embarrassed about being stood up and being accused of watching kids to have a sharp wit and a good response. An excuse was mumbled and I got out of there! And 54, I wouldn't normally wait longer than a half hour at most, but I suppose I was pretty hopeful for this date!

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Top comments

dawnimus 21

Just say you're waiting for someone and stand your ground! Not everyone who sits in a park is a creeper. Although, after an hour they probably weren't coming :( sorry OP, bad luck.

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jazzy_123 20

"Run bitch ruuuun!" lol no but really, I would have ran out of there before it got serious

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Comments

worldclassrager 39

Do you drive a large van with free candy on the side of it? Sucks your date stood you up...maybe shoot them a message to see what happened

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CoGhostRider 31

I feel like your date showed up early got accused of the same thing freaked out and left.

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ClassyCataclasis 4

Sadly, if OP's date happened to be of the opposite sex there is little to no chance that happened.

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player20270 32

I'm sorry about that. Maybe something bad happened to your date. Anyway, they should've told you they weren't going. Better luck next time!

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Tthug 34

Tell that to the family who's little girl got grabbed 2 houses down from theirs and they found her body 3.5 hours later. You have to protest your family, because nobody else is going to. Sometimes that means having an awkward conversation with a kid at the park.

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stargirl_95 24

okay #26 no, just no. While there are kids who get kidnapped you can't just go around assuming that every man that you see is going to kidnap your child. Especially since the majority of kids who do get raped/killed/sold into prostitution knew the perpetrators personally so the likelihood of a man jumping out of a bush and taking your child or whatever is lower than you'd like to believe.

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brand125 17

26 - just stop, youre making it seem like its okay to judge books by covers and bitch out strangers because youre paranoid, think a guy alone is a creeper WITHOUT PROOF then YOU leave cause your just gonna sound like an ass

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ermagherdaturdis 26

That really sucks, they could've at least had the decency to just cancel or let you down gently or make some shitty excuse.

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Khaleesi_26 30

I think making up a shitty excuse would be worse. I'd rather just be told by my date that they weren't interested after all.

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Tthug 34

Woah. Who said the kids were ugly? I don't assume they were worried about OP checking out their kids so much as kidnapping them.

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Nyx7 24

Sorry darlin, that's just an all around shitty situation

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patrickalamo 47

Unless they call and say they are running behind, I only give them 15 min. How rude...

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