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That 'O' up there is killing me now!
Walk the last half a mile and smack her.
A real life love song. This FML will be the basis for Justin Beibers new love song.
If she's going to break up with you simply because she doesn't like the regularity of your visits, then I say you're lucky to get out. Imagine how she'd react when you had hit your first major hurdle in the relationship. Communicating, compromising and working out your differences is key in a relationship.
bitches man. bitches. hahaha life throws them curve balls some times. a man many times smarter than me once said the experience is the name we give to our mistakes.
Or you found that quote online and just want to sound cool...
Or he read it in another FML...
Maybe you ought to get a job so you can afford a car or even a bicycle before you consider dating someone who lives two hours away by foot. She probably thinks you're a "Scrub."
If you don't have a car and you're walking Oh yes son I'm talking to you If you live at home wit' your momma Oh yes son I'm talking to you If you have a shorty but you don't show love Oh yes son I'm talking to you Wanna get with me with no money Oh no I don't want no (oh)
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who broke into song.
26- I call bullshit on that comment. Couldn't resist. :D
11 miles from your house to dump city and back. On the upside, exercise is very good for a broken heart....
Kill me now!
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If you're willing to walk six miles to see her, then you obviously cared a lot about her. She doesn't deserve you
at least you did some exercise to buff-up for the next one