By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
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By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 24/01/2023 11:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, my girlfriend and I went out to neighbour's just down the street and left my 12 and 14 year-old daughters at home. The 12 year-old found the fire extinguisher and thought it was whipped cream, put it in her mouth, and tried to eat it. The 14 year-old didn't even bother to call us. Luckily, the 12 year-old is fine, the stuff was safe. FML
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fsomelife 26

Go lighter on the kid, will you? She's the heroine of an FML! ...Sorry, too spoon?

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ChakatBlackstar 29

What's worse? That she wanted to do drugs? Or that she sucked at doing drugs?

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fmlfantom 8

I would prob smack her, just cus they are trying to do heroin same for meth anything else go ahead with in reason

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GeorgiaBea 28

Somewhere in there you failed as a parent

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LyricaSilvan 29

Well...on the bright side, you now know your child isn't bright enough to figure out real drugs, let alone get away with using them. So that's one less thing to worry about.

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cats1234 15

Should have let her think that's how it's done, she's just going to try again, and it could be the real thing next time

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