By failure as a parent - 11/05/2013 21:19 - United States - Bound Brook

Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
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MrConcise 34

The ashes of your home are already black and white, no filter needed!

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Life_is_FML 22

You gotta do what you gotta do to be popular on the Internet Sucks that you had an idiot though.

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MrConcise 34

The ashes of your home are already black and white, no filter needed!

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29dear 16

but we need to add a frame around the already B&W pictures!!!

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LeFrogDog 27

its ok if the picture did not turn out right the neighbors have houses to!

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iLike2Teabag 27

The girl may still feel the need to use sepia filter. God I hate that overused sepia...

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isallwaysme 27

i love almost burning my house down, bigger fire, more artsy for instagram

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maosquare 18

I burn the house down to create the most artistic picture. Then I'll sleep on the streets because I have no soul. I'll basically become the tormented artistic visionary whom nobody appreciates.

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JustLikeTheStars 10

I ******* spit my yogurt out after I read that teenagers burn houses down

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01sparkly 15

No not the burning down the house. I meant try to be artsy...

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Welshite 39

What's worth it? The two seconds of my life that I spent reading this comment? I assure you, those two seconds were precious to me; it wasn't worth it.

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Koalacatcher 9

Why are you so rude??? People on here are so funny!

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iAlissa 34

Ah, 16, welcome to FML. Most people mean their sarcastic comments in good intent, and others are just plain rude. Don't let ignorance get to you:)

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ChenEighty 20

Nothing but a prepubescent moron here.

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Koalacatcher 9

I'm a moron because I posted a silly comment. Aw, I love the knowledge on FML.. Unfortunately for those of you who are commenting, I don't really care tbh hahahahaha

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Life_is_FML 22

You gotta do what you gotta do to be popular on the Internet Sucks that you had an idiot though.

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kamikrazy 6

Now there is a difference between 13 year old and 17 year old. So we can't just jump to conclusions here.

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annie_nk 22

"Almost burnt my house down lol. Txt it!"

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narkill 13

You could say she's burning with Instagram fever!

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Be happy it wasn't an instafire!

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rg350dx 29

58. Apple's legal team is already creating a lawsuit against you.

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Koalacatcher 9

I think that it was worth the try. You should have a go too.

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timelessone 16

If your first comment sucked don't comment again.

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MrConcise 34

If your first comment sucked, viciously defend yourself and never admit fault. You know, upholding FML tradition.

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ThePieGuy0817 29

That's nothing. I go to an art school, and one time somebody did a "painting" by lighting the canvas on fire. Granted, it looked really cool when it was done. Just didn't smell so great.

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Bea_FaCurtains 17

THAT'S nothing. When I was in art school I was forced to sit through 'video art' of my naked male prof. making a painting. I wish there was a fire that would have burned out my eyes!

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buddy51 23

I am imagining your prof improvising and using his world famous phallus-shaft brush for his "art"! Pass the brain bleach please!!!

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Zemmiphobia 11

She has a fiery passion for instagram art

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Cheeley 17

instagram some pictures of you grounding her.

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