Kids: Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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By Jayanka - 03/05/2018 05:00

Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML

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By alealovespurple - 16/08/2009 20:04 - Canada

Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By azmom - 27/03/2012 17:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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By firewait - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 12:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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You deserved it 3 508

By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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You deserved it 3 277

ihaveasushicat 24

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:05

I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...

Liamj774 36

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:08

Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her

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noah4477 6

Wednesday 23 July 2014 8:36

So what's her Skype username?

the_real_dvd 21

Wednesday 23 July 2014 8:49

Man how the comments are getting modded on this post...

CupOfCoffee 14

Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:45

I don't get why OP should deserve this... It's not their fault their daughter wants to be a cyber ****?

sneakyninja1320 1

Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:54

Not even people she knows?! I feel sorry for you

Storvolleng 28

Wednesday 23 July 2014 10:02

what's her skype name? ^^

Mirakledba 10

Wednesday 23 July 2014 10:05

should watch her and not let her do that stuff....YDI.

Bethxx 6

Wednesday 23 July 2014 10:11

Great parenting mate

ladydemoon 8

Wednesday 23 July 2014 10:14

Yeah computer out in living room after she gets it back in a year or three years

devin_t_s 5

Wednesday 23 July 2014 10:24

I'm sure you're "great" parenting didn't contribute to that at all! Keep it up!

lor94harris 4

Wednesday 23 July 2014 11:53

I would whoop my kids ass for that.

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