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By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 02:25 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML

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kristenlee 3

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:30

Good try on his part, though. Glad you aren't a total idiot.

lexii29 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:31

what a dick...thats horrible, im sorry :[

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serious1y 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:41

DUPLICATE

circayouandme 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:35

Some friends.

guitardedman 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:37

shouldve ended the story with him saying april fools. saying it was 12 days ago makes it seem like it would be acceptable for him to **** your friend on april first, but not now.