Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate...

By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By gullible - 12/04/2014 16:01 - United States

Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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You deserved it 24 145

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 12:55 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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You deserved it 5 675

Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 619

You deserved it 139

kristenlee 3

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:30

Good try on his part, though. Glad you aren't a total idiot.

lexii29 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:31

what a dick...thats horrible, im sorry :[

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:40

I call shenanigans, not because I've read this before, but because April Fool's was in fact 11 days ago, not 12

LuckyCharms_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:40

I call shenanigans, not because I've read this before, but because April Fool's was in fact 11 days ago, not 12

teh_ass 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:46

YDI for having a bad boyfriend and a bad best friend.

Rodjmeister 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:46

Boyfriend fail. and also shenanigans, cause it's always your best friend. NOT.

l33t_h4x0r 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:51

#3 I couldn't have said it better myself!

effyourlife_ 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:08

HAHAHA! I think his witty remark should grant him a get out of jail free card. Eff the best friend. Not literally.

babble 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:13

LOL #44

melissa_10 7

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:21

wow..that sucks!

I_am_stupid_also 6

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:21

Don't people knock first anymore?

musiquerobot 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:22

Wow. Dump his ass and drop the best friend. So low.

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You deserved it 153

Today, I was riding my scooter and humming a tune while doing so. It happened to be the tune you hear at weddings. I got married to the garage door. FML

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You deserved it 744

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Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

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