Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate...

By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 12:55 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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kristenlee 3

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:30

Good try on his part, though. Glad you aren't a total idiot.

lexii29 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:31

what a dick...thats horrible, im sorry :[

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crayons_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:28

yeah don't make up with your best friend or the boyfriend.

tiltwrestler 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:33

The best friend has NO (zero, zilch) excuse. She had no reason to interfere in you 2's relationship, and she could go out and get laid by anybody she wanted to. On the other hand, the boyfriend isn't 100% his fault... just about 99% his fault. However, if you weren't giving him enough sex (or sex much at all), then I can't say I'm surprised. I mean, yeah its horribly wrong... but on the other hand, if a guy doesn't get laid he has to get laid SOMEhow! and if there's a horny best friend lying on the bed next to him, he doesn't have too much of a choice, now does he? The point is, guys have to get laid. And if the ONLY acceptable option is to have sex with you, and you're not having sex enough... then a typical guy will think be forced to do the UNacceptable option! And you know what that is, now at least. =/ Tips: Dump the best friend and spread rumors about her, get rid of the boyfriend unless he SUPER SUPER makes it up to you (and i mean something incredible), and in the next relationship, talk thru your problems and have sex more often. That's the best advice I can give you

000001 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:33

Drop them both. But before that, sleep with him, cut his dick off then leave a note saying "APRIL FOOL'S SUCKA!"

ammali 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:48

#47, you're an idiot. Guys can be good or bad just like girls, and the jerks (of either gender) with no self-control aren't worth any self-respecting person's time.

nbrachelxo 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:52

your boyfriend is my favorite. ha.

elfears123 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:54

Ew... he is such a ass licking fucktart

Jaxro 6

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:01

This was already posted, only in the other story it was like March 29th.

Stay_beautiful 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:08

so....now you're on here whining about it? YOU picked the boyfriend, AND the best friend. No one really deserves to be cheated on, but you must have done something to make him stray. Congrats on making yourself look like an idiot!