Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate...

By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By gullible - 12/04/2014 16:01 - United States

Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 12:55 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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kristenlee 3

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:30

Good try on his part, though. Glad you aren't a total idiot.

lexii29 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:31

what a dick...thats horrible, im sorry :[

Comments

xClarkGable 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:17

Guys, you know the same thing CAN happen to two seperate people. GTFOver it. Also, dump both of them.

drimpossible 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:18

Heard it a few years back. Still funny though.

strangersdk 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:21

Dump the bf, but find out WHY he cheated. Maybe it was you.

samus129 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:22

that sucks dump his ass and i know much it hurts if you really liked him

bunnygirl 2

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:25

#3? wtf? and yes this is an fml from before, surprised it made it

xClarkGable 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:28

#34 That's no reason to cheat.

Blind_Ninja 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:35

Your friend just did you a favor. She showed you that your boyfriend isn't to be trusted. Give her a high five, then have break up sex (preferably a threesome in which the boyfriend is tied up and you guys have your way dominatrix style... with no safe word), then have dinner, but make sure your friend pays.

teadaze 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:37

#34 - What kind of justification is that to cheating on someone? People like you are the reason why society sucks. Although I've read this same FML 3 times, it's still a shame whether it's true or not. Cheating is repulsive. Drop the boyfriend and best friend.

Gryphon 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:40

Man that sucks.. but I've read the story 11 days ago soooo.... unless loadsa guys out there are really ******* dunb or your boyfriend reads fml.. alternatively.. your lying.. the last one seems the most probable

choppedNskrewed 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:49

aww :( there was one like this a while ago, but i think it was before april fools....i wonder if your boyfriend (now hopefully EX) got the idea from that.....