Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince,... - FML

By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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LucianDeSouza 4

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hahahah this is funny . ur bf sounds like a keeper.....

xn8gx 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hey if my gf breathed fire, I'd warn my hamster too! just saying...

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Roshman511 0

Friday 21 May 2010 8:35

He was probably just taking cute to the animal like most people do with cats and dogs. And when you walked in he decided to improvise hoping you would have a sense of humor. But instead you complain. FHL

jasonsomes 0

Friday 21 May 2010 20:17

he means her breath stinks

melaniekay87 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 8:47

95... love your Homestar Runner/strong Bad reference!! lol

dudeman55 0

Friday 4 June 2010 7:39

haha

tinkerbell211 0

Monday 7 June 2010 2:11

Lol I think he likes the hamster more then he likes his girl ...

meaningfulife 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 6:18

i think his hamster gave him better 'pleasure' than u gave him ;P hahaha

jatori_loves 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:32

haha (: this is great!!

mr_buckers 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 18:06

your fault for going out with a nerd

jubaevang 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 8:05

haha..he seems like a cool guy :D

noscope_ftw 0

Friday 16 July 2010 10:21

70 ure cutee

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