Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince,...

By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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LucianDeSouza 4

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hahahah this is funny . ur bf sounds like a keeper.....

xn8gx 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hey if my gf breathed fire, I'd warn my hamster too! just saying...

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AJ7777777 0

Monday 17 May 2010 5:19

Ahahahahahah

WiiFeY 0

Monday 17 May 2010 5:37

well op maybe you should be nicer to his hamster! maybe then u wouldn't be the "dragon". lmfao

Arcadia453 0

Monday 17 May 2010 9:17

ROFL

Compass 0

Monday 17 May 2010 14:45

Don't worry, OP, his CAWK is probably small enough to fit in his hamster's ASH. Nice censors, eh?

hierly 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 1:21

hahahahahaha !!!!!!!! omfg!

ALittleWacko 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 4:24

Aw! He sounds cute! I would have laughed. Try not to feel too bad about it dear.

phishophobia 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 6:41

that is so awesome

macyinwonderland 3

Tuesday 18 May 2010 23:50

Today, I was having a deep moment with my hamster when my gf walked in and ruined it. Now my hamster wont even speak to me. FML

k1rkt33l 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 4:30

ydt cause ur dating a loser sorry :/

wednesdeyy 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 7:21

Awww, that's really cute :)

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