Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince,... - FML

By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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LucianDeSouza 4

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hahahah this is funny . ur bf sounds like a keeper.....

xn8gx 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hey if my gf breathed fire, I'd warn my hamster too! just saying...

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tokyoheaven1994 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 7:55

that makes me laugh so much

ZePervyKappa 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 15:05

Hahaha that is funny. It would of made you think twice aye? XD

jazzthefirst 5

Monday 26 July 2010 8:38

if i wer u, i'd bak out of the room slowly... and when i finally get to the door i'd RUN THE HELL AWAY until i calm down.... to me dats creepy... a dude talking to his hamster about being a prince and princess (?) O.o

Paprikaas 13

Thursday 5 August 2010 15:56

hahah he's awesome =)

xneuroticallyx 0

Monday 29 November 2010 8:41

that made me laugh...but in an "aw, that's too cute" kinda way. wish i was there to see that one.lol

carboner21 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:22

if you don't want him... i'll take him off your hands! he seems funny!

sunnie22 1

Monday 20 December 2010 0:15

hahahahahahaha that's great

Hidan_fml 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:10

Haha, nice illustration. :D

DailyBadday 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:35

wow your boyfriend must Fail at life. :D

iheart 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 21:15

that illustration...xD

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