Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince,... - FML

By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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LucianDeSouza 4

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hahahah this is funny . ur bf sounds like a keeper.....

xn8gx 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hey if my gf breathed fire, I'd warn my hamster too! just saying...

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seventothanine 5

Monday 17 January 2011 21:02

Without reading the actual FML, this illustration makes no f*ucking sense. THAT is funny. I sat here for 2 minutes trying to decipher what the barnacle it meant because I thought it could be figured out. Wrong.

jhjbnnj 0

Monday 24 January 2011 17:25

LOL. this guy makes beastality classy.

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 10 March 2011 1:17

The next logical question...Did he try to lock the Princess up in the tower?

xxmxixkxaxlxaxx 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 2:37

KNOCK NEXT TIME!

ItsJussAle 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 3:06

Hahaha He Sounds Cool! :) Ur Bf's Awesome ;)

0223 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 10:12

Hahaha wtf there's some weird people in the world lol

dolcebaby 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 20:56

LMFAO OMG, I feel bad for you... he gave you a bad nickname

constantine91 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:42

hahaha that is soo cute! definitely not cute when your boyfriend is saying it though. fyl.

Crazycambric111 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:50

Lmao wow

MurielWeathers 9

Monday 18 July 2011 19:26

That's cute, what a keeper :).

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