Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince,...

By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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LucianDeSouza 4

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hahahah this is funny . ur bf sounds like a keeper.....

xn8gx 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hey if my gf breathed fire, I'd warn my hamster too! just saying...

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caticaticati 3

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:22

I bet you don't have a sense of humor. Or you do and you just wanted to get on FML, but now you sound like a humorless bitch, sooo...

gutzzzz 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:23

YDI for breathing fire

therevolution 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:23

omg funniest fml i've read in awhile hahahahaha oh man I could only imagine the deer caught in a headlights look he had when she saw him hahahahahaha

lifecangotohell 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:26

baha ******* ha! most hilarious fml.. ever!

Lol_that_suks 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:35

#35 is sooo hot

samantha_durano 6

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:39

I'd go gay for her.

samantha_durano 6

Saturday 15 May 2010 16:51

YES!

squishy91 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:38

haha thiz iz juzt to funny, nice sence of humor, not really an insult or anything, u propably took it the wrong way

HaHaHaHanna 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:39

wat an awsome bf lol

Anon9002 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 10:17

I should remember this line and use it next time :D

kaitidid16 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 10:28

HaHa awww this is cute and creepy at the same time, Hampsters are just adorable anyway so you have to love them

gr3y_fml 1

Saturday 15 May 2010 10:29

How cute and quaint and stuff. No wonder he calls you a dragon though.

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