By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
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LucianDeSouza 4

hahahah this is funny . ur bf sounds like a keeper.....

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xn8gx 0

hey if my gf breathed fire, I'd warn my hamster too! just saying...

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keezyisfly 0

Well op, does that mean you have bad ass breath?!? lmaoo.

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dance_till_dawn 0

Monkey, Rawr, and Nyle? Try ******* dating elsewhere!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Is your boyfriend by any chance gay, or maybe bi? Just wondering considering no 100% straight guy I know would be singing a Taylor Swift song, much less to a hamster...and the fact that he called you a dragon isn't too reassuring either.

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Cactusflea 0

Umm.. YDI for either being less attractive than a hamster, for lacking a sense of humour, or for dating a mental patient.

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canitbe 0

hahahahah. that's so badass. to bad my dragon had to get rid of my princess

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fatman707 0

second fiddle to a hamster!!! girl, call me, daddy treat you good.

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