Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince,... - FML

By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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LucianDeSouza 4

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hahahah this is funny . ur bf sounds like a keeper.....

xn8gx 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hey if my gf breathed fire, I'd warn my hamster too! just saying...

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keezyisfly 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 20:08

Well op, does that mean you have bad ass breath?!? lmaoo.

melonsmasherrr 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 20:26

haha cute

dance_till_dawn 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 20:31

Monkey, Rawr, and Nyle? Try ******* dating elsewhere!

veryrandom 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 20:57

haha so great...but sad

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 15 May 2010 21:11

Is your boyfriend by any chance gay, or maybe bi? Just wondering considering no 100% straight guy I know would be singing a Taylor Swift song, much less to a hamster...and the fact that he called you a dragon isn't too reassuring either.

Cactusflea 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 21:13

Umm.. YDI for either being less attractive than a hamster, for lacking a sense of humour, or for dating a mental patient.

kelliejellie 3

Saturday 15 May 2010 21:13

very cute ^^

canitbe 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 21:28

hahahahah. that's so badass. to bad my dragon had to get rid of my princess

dogwood79 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 21:30

wow now that is what i call funny

fatman707 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 22:27

second fiddle to a hamster!!! girl, call me, daddy treat you good.

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