By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 942
You deserved it 2 920

Same thing different taste

Comments

lovepandorasaver 11

That gorilla is going to get so much pussy "random pound chest gorilla moment"

It's your fault for walking into Happy-fun-play-time !

Shadowkatt 0
HULK_SMASH_ 7

Has anyone else noticed that most, if not all of these FML's start with the word "today"? It's starting to drive me insane. I think I am gonna go Hulk mode now and smash.

Is that what they call it these days?

Reminds me of how when I was little I was 100% sure that my plushies were alive and just faking being plushies. I would stand outside my bedroom door and look in through the key hole to see if they were moving.

That would never work. They always know when you're watching.

Oh of course! That explains why they never revealed themselves!

Sometimes cats get a little freaked out by stuffed animals, so maybe he just wanted the cat to know it wasn't a threat. Or was he also introducing the cat to the gorilla? Because stuffed gorillas getting freaked out by cats is not a phenomenon with which I am familiar...

CharlieOrion 7

I really hope this isn't innuendo...

1crabbygirl 10

That was precisely what I was thinking.

mom2pen 4

Stuffed gorilla=fully erect penis Cat=pussy Get it? No? Me neither . Oh well.

Hiphuray4peas 27

I honestly went to read to comments because I was curious if I was missing some innuendo

That sounds like something my dad would do. You aren't alone.