Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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By DM - 04/03/2013 20:02 - United States - Fayville

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

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By Sprtsgeek13 - 13/09/2012 12:37 - United States - Camden

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 5 158

By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

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You deserved it 3 448

By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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You deserved it 4 454

By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 02:58 - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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You deserved it 6 966

By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 08:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

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By lordoftheweird - 25/03/2022 02:00

Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

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You deserved it 126

By "jonnybones223" - 08/03/2019 04:00

Today, I was awakened by my father saying how proud he was of his little boy. I assumed he meant me, since I landed an apprenticeship in the same union he's worked in for 25 years. Turns out he was speaking about his cat, who left a dead squirrel next to my bed. I stepped on the damn thing. FML

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teague95 16

Tuesday 15 May 2012 8:44

He's just being polite

jenna_love91 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 8:45

Nothing wrong with that.

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MLIPFA 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 17:10

He's introducing his monkey to a pussy? Dude FYL indeed.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:27

God I hope that's not slang/euphemism for something else.

aceofspades80 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:35

Well it coulda been worse...

skrillexFTW47 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:39

How exactly is this a fml? Not seeing it, sorry.

groupleader 7

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:39

Dad: would you like to touch my monkey?

e30scott 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 19:39

What a rough life you have.

septemberpeaches 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 19:42

Hahaha that's not really an FML; it's just hilarious!!!

wastingtimeonFML 7

Tuesday 15 May 2012 20:26

How did you react?

Kibaruto 33

Tuesday 15 May 2012 20:46

Did.... Did they kiss?

ridely 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 22:01

That's funny! That sounds like something my dad would do.

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Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML

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Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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Today, I woke up unusually early for an appointment and got ready real quick. Only after passing the front door did I realize I had forgotten my sleeping baby inside. FML

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Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's mother informed me that when I visit him next month, he is planning to propose. We have a long-distance relationship and I've been thinking of breaking it off. His friends and family are involved with the proposal he planned. They're all going to hate me. FML

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Today, for National Pet Day, we had a pet show and tell at work. A colleague of mine showed us a picture of her lemon tree. I remember she had a dog and wondered why she didn’t bring him, so I asked why didn’t she show her dog. Turns out he passed away a month ago. She burst into tears and ran off. FML

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