By "jonnybones223" - 08/03/2019 04:00

Today, I was awakened by my father saying how proud he was of his little boy. I assumed he meant me, since I landed an apprenticeship in the same union he's worked in for 25 years. Turns out he was speaking about his cat, who left a dead squirrel next to my bed. I stepped on the damn thing. FML
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Elizabeth Burley 22

Cats bring dead things to humans as gifts and signs of love. Mine once brough me a dead mouse while I was still in bed and despite being scared shitless I had to praise him because he did a good thing. Maybe the cat was congratulating you on your apprenticeship? Whatever the reason, congrats OP!

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RichardPencil 30

Go out and get your dad a goddamned biscuit already!!!

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Elizabeth Burley 22

Cats bring dead things to humans as gifts and signs of love. Mine once brough me a dead mouse while I was still in bed and despite being scared shitless I had to praise him because he did a good thing. Maybe the cat was congratulating you on your apprenticeship? Whatever the reason, congrats OP!

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manb91uk 22

Actually it's also because they think you're a crappy hunter, so they need to bring you hunts to keep you alive 😂

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Sinshine 28

Did you at least get to keep the squirrel?

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bloopaloop 27

Union jobs aren't what they used to be

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thisisbutaname 38

Well, now you know OP. Leave a squirrel by his bed and get praised too

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darkshadus 10

Congradulations in getting in the apprenticeship (retired Union Apprenticed Journeyman Electrician)

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Robert Harrison 3

Perhaps he would be more proud of you if you could use the shift key on your computer.

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zuckerburg 21

your computer can shift into different gears? does it go faster? TELL ME

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zuckerburg 21

You stepped in it. After your father woke you up, thinking he was talking to you, telling you how proud of you he was. Are you some kind of special kid? Is this apprenticeship as one of Santa's elves so you could work yourself up to being Santa one day? Because holy shit you need to be some kind of special retard if you step on the ******* thing after knowing about it

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