By So little trust. - 12/07/2013 23:18 - Canada - Coaldale

Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Eliseopwns 22

Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?

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tjv3 10

Well you started going wrong when you allowed a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen into your house

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vondie440 14

You went wrong by letting her have an Edward Cullen cut out.

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butman 9

Stupid girl, never go for a Hufflepuff.

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KiddNYC1O 20

You'll go right when you put it through a wood chipper... Not your daughter, the cutout.

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cylus13 9

You got older. Just remember when you were that age.

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interesting33 36

It does mean a lot to her though so maybe don't diss it in front of her? Hope she tells you - it is good you care for her :)

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Raykyogrou03 12

You went wrong when you bought her that cutout

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shakespearelove 6

I love this FML just because you said "whose facial expression is locked in 'chronically constipated'". That is hilarious, and very true!

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JustTheBoringMe 6

Clearly someone went wrong when they gave her the Edward Cullen cut-out.

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