Kids: Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her...

By So little trust. - 12/07/2013 23:18 - Canada - Coaldale

Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 12:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 17:52 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach

Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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Safe space

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By orangechicken - 16/04/2012 22:00 - United States - New Hudson

Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML

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Saturday 13 July 2013 4:59

Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?

tjv3 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 6:30

Well you started going wrong when you allowed a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen into your house

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Deviant_fml 5

Sunday 14 July 2013 9:10

Parents actually expect their kids to come to them with their problems? That's so cute.

an3ph 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:39

STILL a better love story than Twilight. Will the insanity never end?

starsfan326 12

Sunday 14 July 2013 17:51

Video tape it next time and keep it

thisawkwardchick 15

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:07

Chronically constipated...lmao

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:28

Um, maybe the fact that you let her have anything to do with said fictional character?....if you look @ the books you will see that they are intended for "adult" audiences & NOT teens & children, while the movies took away a lot of the actual story line, it was the still the intention (of the movie makers & box office) to make $ off of the children & parents who let their kids go to see them....so sad.

iwadasn 32

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:51

I don't like Twilight either, but they're not adult books. Go in any bookstore or library; they're in the "young adult" section, which is typically geared toward ages 13-18. I agree little kids shouldn't be reading them, but the FML doesn't even say how old OP's daughter is. She's probably a teenager.

Rumbelle_fml 22

Monday 15 July 2013 1:14

Are you high? Twilight, regardless of personal opinions, is teen fiction. It's written about teenagers, for teenagers, marketed towards teenagers... There's nothing "adult" about it. Are you sure you're not confusing it with 50 Shades of Gay (whoops ofc I mean Grey)?