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By lolatmylovelife - 11/06/2015 20:51 - United States - Del Valle

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Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

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Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

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Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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By Divorced - 30/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

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Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

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Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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By Patricia89 - 22/01/2022 22:59

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Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML

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By Clean up time - 15/11/2023 08:00

Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML

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By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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WellThatWasRude 27

Friday 12 June 2015 7:04

Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.

aukaylaheath 16

Friday 12 June 2015 7:03

I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!

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UhHuhHoney 20

Friday 12 June 2015 8:23

Please update!!

idxntgiveafxck 17

Friday 12 June 2015 9:28

Ain't that some shit

WOTAN1488 24

Friday 12 June 2015 9:55

Well shit. Just leave

zarrganaut 17

Friday 12 June 2015 10:24

It always breaks my heart to hear things like this happening. To anyone. I always try to put myself in their shoes. I hope you're being strong, op. I dunno what I'd do if my boyfriend did that.

KabamWolf 22

Friday 12 June 2015 10:40

Go down on your marriage

jazalea8 16

Friday 12 June 2015 11:08

Don't leave the house and call a lawyer. Also call the cops. That way you have a record of him cheating. I doubt there will be any working it out at this point. It will be painful but you will get through it. Since he cheated, it words in your favor.

kayla2228 14

Friday 12 June 2015 11:39

What a ******* dick.

bnbhimp 10

Saturday 13 June 2015 4:36

That's what she said

more4me 27

Friday 12 June 2015 13:14

WTH ?!! Hope you clean his clock !

ScarlettVixen_fml 5

Friday 12 June 2015 13:34

Avvo....?

Ramos808 29

Friday 12 June 2015 13:56

Why are people saying YDI?! Her husband is cheating on her, and you think it's her fault…

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