Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman....

By lolatmylovelife - 11/06/2015 20:51 - United States - Del Valle

Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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By Divorced - 30/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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What a wanker

By no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Nice try

By Patricia89 - 22/01/2022 22:59

Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML

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It's sus to us

By Clean up time - 15/11/2023 08:00

Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML

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By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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WellThatWasRude 27

Friday 12 June 2015 7:04

Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.

aukaylaheath 16

Friday 12 June 2015 7:03

I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!

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sailorarctic 22

Friday 12 June 2015 20:05

That door would have been coming off its hinges if it were me OP...right after I went and got the shotgun from the office.

speakfreely 21

Friday 12 June 2015 21:11

Sometimes I wonder if all of these are real because some of these post are just absolutely horrible. Sorry op

Patstarr 6

Friday 12 June 2015 22:05

take everything he has then shut his bank account

militarybrat 21

Sunday 14 June 2015 6:28

Yeahhh thats illegal. She could get in to a LOT of trouble.

Etweens96 25

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:00

Slam the door open and kick his ass out! You deserve better than that loser!!!

pinque 19

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:12

At least he finishes what he starts

dangousity 21

Saturday 13 June 2015 1:02

Must have been pretty good

itsmechardonnay 5

Saturday 13 June 2015 2:18

This can't be real. If it is, I hope.you immediately opened that door and literally beat the shit out of both of them.

the_real_dvd 21

Saturday 13 June 2015 5:28

Well I guess you won't be cooking since he's already eaten.

esca6angel 16

Saturday 13 June 2015 6:09

divorce time

Tannasgh 22

Saturday 13 June 2015 22:18

Wanna get revenge...

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