Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant,...

By Anonymous - 20/05/2013 20:36 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML

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You deserved it 19 603

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By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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You deserved it 3 684

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 361

You deserved it 3 123

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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You deserved it 1 875

There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 071

You deserved it 119

Bad news

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 12:30 - India - Moradabad

Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 520

You deserved it 63

Hate the player, hate the game

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 16:00

Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML

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You deserved it 550

Gotcha

By Pissed - 28/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML

I agree, your life sucks 737

You deserved it 89

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 471

You deserved it 4 216

By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 463

You deserved it 3 076

By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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You deserved it 4 805

Welshite 39

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:12

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

tdudey123 14

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:14

Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.

Comments

XxTaliaxX 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:15

Why are you still with him?

itsjaliciaa 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:16

You Should've Known .

the_loveliest3 6

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:21

that's why you leave someone the second they cheat. done it once, got away with it, he'll do it over and over again.

falconpoke007 10

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:37

What's with all of these skanky, cheating husbands?! Honestly, the nerve of some people. Sorry OP. How you find someone worth it.

Lili_love 14

Tuesday 21 May 2013 15:30

time to ditch this prick like you should have the first time around

Grimnirwher9 21

Tuesday 21 May 2013 15:37

YDI. That's what you get when you stay with your partner if he (or she) cheated on you.

silvanawernli 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 18:39

break up with him immediately.

anonymousy37 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 18:51

Shouldn't that be Ex-Husband

Baybiiie 11

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:30

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice?!! Run for the hills.FYL

an3ph 20

Wednesday 22 May 2013 4:21

Now you know that you should have known then.

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Today, the girl I love who friendzoned me called to talk. She shared the marvelous things she'd done for her friend's birthday, then said, "You had a recent birthday too." Then she laughed. We'd talked multiple times without her mentioning my birthday. She ignored it on Facebook. Time for no contact. FML

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Today, my girlfriend’s dad has a sword he inherited from his dad that he claims links their family to the old Swiss nobility. I work in a museum so I know most of the makers' marks on swords, so I’m not sure how to tell him his sword is a reproduction made in Spain less than 100 years ago. FML

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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

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Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML

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Today, I moved out of my apartment and thought it would be nice to leave the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for the next tenant. I later got a notice from the management that I was being charged $50 for leaving behind "personal items." FML

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Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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Today, I was kicked out of my ex-girlfriend's apartment, with whom I’ve been staying with, because I’m a 'bad influence to her two sons' since I’m an 'alcoholic who passed out and pissed the couch.” I’ve been sober since the beginning of January, and have been in AA since. I'm also prone to seizures. She does Meth. FML

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