Star Wars and Health: Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds... - FML

By pixkalexi - 20/05/2013 20:14 - United States - North Easton

Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 009

You deserved it 4 854

Halloween: Terror and Laughter
Discover stories that combine fright and humor for an unforgettably funny Halloween. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 826

You deserved it 4 914

Irritable

By majestic09 - 15/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, like most days, no matter what I eat, my stomach does not agree. FML

I agree, your life sucks 456

You deserved it 100

By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 442

You deserved it 3 768

Inside out?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 21:00

Today, I’ve been having the worst gas, nausea, and stomach pain of my life and literally nothing I do works. While I was at work, I farted but it came from the inside out; it was so loud there’s no way everyone didn’t hear it. My stomach started bubbling so loud, the guy sitting behind me got up and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 437

You deserved it 146

Plumbing issues

By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 04:01 - Denmark - Viby

Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML

I agree, your life sucks 819

You deserved it 74

I can't win

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 02:00

Today, I hate my body. If I eat anything at all, even a piece of fruit, I get terrible stomach cramps, and yet if I go too long without eating, I get gassy diarrhoea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 860

You deserved it 112

My guts hate my guts

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 754

You deserved it 121

By pleasestop - 11/06/2011 08:48 - Australia

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 199

You deserved it 3 420

All bunged up

By julie ugly - 30/11/2021 07:58

Today, I tried a new medicine in hopes that it would stop my stomach from constantly growling. Turns out, my body can either digest loudly, or not at all. I’ve been full for three days after one regular-sized meal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 859

You deserved it 108

By shitty day - 30/11/2011 10:53 - United States

Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 191

You deserved it 2 431

Next

Top comments

BrookieAnn 19

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:01

Just use the force...take twice a day until Chewbacca shuts the heck up

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:02

'Mweurruuururruurgh' - Chewbacca. Truer words have never been spoken...

Comments

BrookieAnn 19

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:01

Just use the force...take twice a day until Chewbacca shuts the heck up

chosenblades 8

Tuesday 21 May 2013 7:13

What a hairy situation.

mn_shr 22

Tuesday 21 May 2013 8:54

What the hell did you eat OP?

fareith 15

Tuesday 21 May 2013 18:48

Peptobismol would also work quite nicely....

YouOnlyLoveOnce1 3

Saturday 25 May 2013 6:09

LMFAOSHIDMTDAMSF

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:02

'Mweurruuururruurgh' - Chewbacca. Truer words have never been spoken...

MichellinMan 20

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:10

Every time Han understands chewbacca I try to fill in the blanks.

shorty6823 28

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:10

More like MwUERRURURERGH!!! from OPs stomach. More of a battle cry

KareBear7364 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:02

Well hopefully you're not in a quiet classroom or office.

MichellinMan 20

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:11

MWWAAAAAAGGGHAAAA!!! "What the hell was that?!"

iNewKid 20

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:05

Well let Chewbacca out!

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 21 May 2013 7:10

Embrace it op, this sounds like a gift! Well aside from the accompanying *****

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:06

Quite down and get off fml chewie, time to fix the millennium falcon!

Joe9024 20

Tuesday 21 May 2013 2:23

Maybe he should quiet down instead...? Although I'm sure OP is feeling quite down too

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 2:38

Lol good call, I didn't notice that.

Djjooze 4

Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:35

Sick people are not allowed to reproduced babies Got it.

freshko21 6

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:08

They call that, Star Wars Diarrhea

Cheeley 17

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:49

No they don't.

freshko21 6

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:52

Well, That's news to me.

eMurpH 9

Tuesday 21 May 2013 3:44

Sigh... well.. you tried.

Weika 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 17:31

Are you a traffic sign? Because stop.

sdahl1113 4

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:08

ok seriously? stop whining. everyone gets an upset stomach from time to time. this is not worthy of posting on FML.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:10

Is that so? Are you a moderator that you can make these decisions?

MrConcise 34

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:13

I agree and disagree. FML is here to make light of bad everyday situations or share extremely bad rare instances. While having an upset stomach might as well apply to literally everyone, the cheesy Star Wars reference really sells how bad it was and puts a unique spin on it. Wording is important, this FML is a prime example.

HortonThelephant 15

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:11

"The force is strong in this one"

HortonThelephant 15

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:12

"Poo or poo not. There is no try"

kianaaa32 17

Tuesday 21 May 2013 2:11

You should have just stopped when you got downvoted the first time.

jajajapun 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:12

laxatives will be the key to his freedom.

Keywords

Gross Insects Miscellaneous Kids Cute Neighbours Proposal Awkward Love Hair Delivery Health Amazon Relatable Scary Allergies Animals Dogs Babysitter Skincare Hospital Doctor Emergency AITA Vacation Engagement ring Social Media Facebook Sex Scams

The Top

Today, and for the past two years, I've been hosting a fairly successful Dungeons And Dragons podcast. However, ever since we brought a new player into the group, we've lost almost half of our listeners, and thanks to that, we lost our sponsorships too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 430

You deserved it 151

Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 830

You deserved it 2 598

The Top

Today, my boyfriend renewed his driver's license and showed me the picture. I told him he needed to go back because they'd put the wrong birthdate. Turns out the idiot forgot he’s been lying to me about his age the whole time we’ve been together. He’s not actually 30. He’ll be 43 in two months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 792

You deserved it 502

Today, somebody in a store was talking about a girl who had a snake, and while I was walking out the store, an old lady asked me if I was the girl with the snake. I said no, to which she replied, "Oh, because you look like someone who would." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 417

You deserved it 258

Today, my boss told me, "You oversold your skills in your job interview." I have worked in this industry for 25 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 478

You deserved it 122

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 765

You deserved it 9 013

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 521

You deserved it 13 991

Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 871

You deserved it 19 556