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By Serum - 05/08/2013 16:41 - United States - Wichita

Today, I walked in on my husband putting my anti-wrinkle cream on his balls. He said, "I thought it'd help." FML

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By wifelyduties - 17/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML

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By julieb - 23/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML

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By Steve - 13/06/2012 21:30 - United States - Lake Charles

Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By Maiar - 13/01/2015 17:42 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML

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Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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By peachezthelette - 27/12/2020 19:58

Today, while at work, I had to explain over the phone to my 33-year-old boyfriend how to use Preparation H. FML

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skyeyez9 24

Monday 5 August 2013 22:37

definitely a FYL wasting your wrinkle cream. That shit is expensive!

Zimmington 21

Monday 5 August 2013 22:41

I just hope he didn't double dip...

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theKevmeister 13

Thursday 8 August 2013 19:05

hopefully he doesn't try miracle gro for the rest

wrathofthefist 5

Friday 9 August 2013 9:10

HAHAHAHA yes!

DarthVader77 9

Tuesday 13 August 2013 19:29

It might, who knows?

Winterizer 2

Thursday 22 August 2013 5:50

I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at the fact that no ones ever thought of that till now

justinpreyer 1

Friday 20 September 2013 22:17

I Heard George Clooney got injections for that. Maybe your husband should look into it.

KitchKraft 21

Monday 13 April 2015 23:08

But did it work?

saymynamess 19

Sunday 2 August 2015 14:23

But why?

withered 30

Wednesday 8 June 2016 11:51

What are you laughing at him for? You also think it helps.

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