Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my husband putting my anti-wrinkle cream... - FML

By Serum - 05/08/2013 16:41 - United States - Wichita

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Today, I walked in on my husband putting my anti-wrinkle cream on his balls. He said, "I thought it'd help." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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skyeyez9 24

Monday 5 August 2013 22:37

definitely a FYL wasting your wrinkle cream. That shit is expensive!

Zimmington 21

Monday 5 August 2013 22:41

I just hope he didn't double dip...

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lininnes 6

Tuesday 6 August 2013 3:10

how old is OP's husband??...

kbabylvr21 10

Tuesday 6 August 2013 3:47

lmaooooo that must have been interesting to see

HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 6 August 2013 5:30

I don't understand why he wanted "it" to look younger.

AtomicDiamond87 15

Tuesday 6 August 2013 7:20

Disgusting

kuma32792 2

Tuesday 6 August 2013 7:42

We need to get some rich guy to find anti wrinkle ball cream. I'd use it. Lol.

jcrb 11

Tuesday 6 August 2013 9:02

did it help?

wayne_lee 2

Tuesday 6 August 2013 10:35

我怎么看不懂呢，大家教教我英语吧； I am a man and come from china , my english is not good , i come to here by accident; very glad to meet all, hope make friend with all and teach me english to communicate;

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 7 August 2013 0:22

impossibru!!!!

DWynter 11

Tuesday 6 August 2013 18:05

It sure is funny the misconceptions people carry around. It probably didn't even occur to hubby to ask about it. It does seem . . . logical.

Jelbeztok 17

Tuesday 6 August 2013 22:21

well... did it work?

superman3212 8

Thursday 8 August 2013 2:23

where's the cream for stupidity?

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