Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon,...

By lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By seaweedlady - 21/06/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By ok cool - 13/10/2015 01:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML

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By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

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Saturday 12 September 2015 9:00

Knock first?

iAlissa 34

Saturday 12 September 2015 9:03

Multitasking at its finest.

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shablagoo22 11

Sunday 13 September 2015 0:28

Women multitask.. so what? knock

samurai1833 16

Sunday 13 September 2015 0:34

Trying to get you to move?

puppies4life 10

Sunday 13 September 2015 1:22

excuse me, I have to go vomit now.

EsotericAura 25

Sunday 13 September 2015 5:01

I see quite a few people saying that he should've knocked before entering, but she could've been anywhere in the house. OP never mentioned where she was.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 13 September 2015 7:30

That actually is decently normal just someone walking in is what basically makes this an FML

Jae_Hellyun 17

Sunday 13 September 2015 21:42

You need one of those things from men in black!!!

mmcewen 15

Sunday 13 September 2015 23:15

Gross

eddyinfinity 21

Monday 14 September 2015 0:39

Hey, look, you are from Virginia, if you know what I mean

exoticwaved 9

Monday 14 September 2015 3:03

There comes a moment where every man's life is changed forever. I would say this qualifies 100%.

dirtbikeguy 14

Monday 14 September 2015 5:45

did you ever stop and think to help instead of just stand there

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Today, I “caught” my partner looking at porn, again. I walked in on him with his cock out, looking at his phone. He jumped to put it away, except just like last time, I told him we could watch together, but he's “too ashamed” to even discuss it. At this point I’m pretty sure he’s just sexting someone else and doesn’t want to get caught. FML

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Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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Today, I had a fight with my husband after I went off on his aunt. We were at her house for a BBQ, she saw me in my casual shorts and tank top, and said to him, “You let her walk out the house like that? She’s a walking rape invitation!” He says she can say whatever she wants since she’s old. FML

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