By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
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CrazyGirl445 4

Bu least she isn't talking about what a pussy you are.

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MangoRico1 1

Only needs one lazy animal in the house I guess

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ciarafox9 9

You should hear the things the cats been saying about you!

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elmogoezRAWR 0

How dare that punk-ass cat not stand up for you! Ugh, the nerve if some felines >:[

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perdix 29

Why didn't your back-stabbing cat spring to your defense? Don't believe it if it says, "Hey, I was just formulating my rebuttal when you walked in!" Cats have to refute every argument point-by-point -- they don't have the mental capacity to handle a multi-point rebuttal.

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ImmaB3AST 7

If you had a cat... It'd be genius!

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sciencekidster1 8

Next FML is your mom posting "My kid is a useless bitch. My cat agrees."

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CrimsonViolets 11

you should call her a useless bitch too and throw the creature out the window

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HappyLimbless 4

She probably called you a useless "bitch" because she obviously prefers cats. Yes, that was a dog reference.

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