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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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My eyes! My eyes!

By Audrey - 21/07/2020 14:01

Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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pimparmenian69 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 12:07

did you help?

Oanaj 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 12:09

how long did you wait for him to stop? hahaha

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screamingxpanda 5

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:31

-that's completely awkward. Did you tell your mom?

krzywosz 0

Monday 28 November 2011 0:12

Pics or it didn't happen

icannoni 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 6:48

I would have started laughing

bbydimples15 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:22

that same thing happened to me only it was my step dad whose been married to.my mom for 13 yrs I'm 17 it happened when I was 14.

bmw535i 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:25

Seeing you was probably better than the image in his head lol

MrsMeganRivera 0

Thursday 11 October 2012 3:14

Lol

fallslikedominos 10

Thursday 25 July 2013 6:53

He was too close

ChicKenza 4

Sunday 27 April 2014 11:33

That is so creepy and traumatizing

ThuNDeY 23

Tuesday 21 April 2015 18:21

Jack and Jill

crowley666 10

Saturday 16 May 2015 23:51

Guys this doesn't say how old she is...

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