By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 801
You deserved it 4 339

Same thing different taste

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how long did you wait for him to stop? hahaha

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My brother has one tattoo on his calf [it's Elvis' TCB logo with the lightning bolt] and they let him in the army. That seems to meet the above requirements everyone has mentioned, though.

YDI for standing there and watching, quit bitching. >=/

rachael_erin 1

Ummm how is that an fml??? Next time just ask if he needs some help haha

loski87 4

maybe he was jacking off to you...... just a thought

stormin972 0

YDI. You walked in on him and didn't leave, not his fault. Today, my girlfriends perverted daughter barged in and caught me red handed. The weird thing is, she didn't leave.

ASA5G 2

sounds like you're not doing your job. but enough about dinner, you should have sex with him then lol.