By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 757
You deserved it 3 448

Same thing different taste

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flockz 19

"but the cat likes it in the oven..." too cruel?

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Like the Mr and Mrs Smith of the pet world...

jmccartneymyluv 4

Oh no worries! That cat will come back and haunt them. Then they will be even

mekaylahm 0

How do u walk in on that....isn't that more I ease-dropped on my parent discussing how to kill my cat and make it an accident

actually i think its eavesdropped ...... just saying

I think the cat is a practice run for what is probably your eventual demise. You have some cunning parents, trying out their plan on the cat first. I'd pay attention if I were you, so maybe you can see it coming before you get "hit". "I have no idea how the cat ate that entire box of rat posion." Be afraid, be very, very afraid!

a cats the only one who knows where it's at... So if you kill it, it's going to be impossible to find

Torture those ****** parents of yours

Aww poor mr kitty, real awkward moment , R.I.P cat .

8 *shaves cat* 7 *shaves cat* 6 *shaves cat* 5 *shaves cat* ...Peter stop doing what you're doing

now is the time and chance to plan something that will work against their plan