By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 02:25 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
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shananigans 0

I'm probably the only freak who thought the most interesting part of this FML was the OP's use of the word necking. Oh and your dad wins.

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24788 6

I don't know if I approve of you seeing this Jake guy in subject.

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paprika_pilipili_fml 14

If I was you, I'd be happy my parents are still in love enough to make out like this... I think it's cute. ^_^

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Duh_0811 17

was it Jake from state farm? and was he wearing khakis?

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adamo_erebus 26

bwahahaha, your dad is a legend. sure knows how to turn a situation around.

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LRSandTJB412 8

Your parents are having sex in the living room while your home, that's where this is wrong lol. Bedrooms are in houses for more than one reason.

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PikarooArtist 17

Didn't know Jake from State Farm made house calls~

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CantTouchThat 29

You have the coolest dad that ever dadded.

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