Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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Same thing different taste

By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2016 12:00 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2011 20:19 - United States

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2019 02:00

Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML

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Supersonic54 18

Tuesday 6 October 2015 22:26

Errr, if it was her room, perhaps try knocking next time?

Odiz747 23

Tuesday 6 October 2015 22:25

*Cleveland voice* Ooh, that's nasty

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shelby_franklin 16

Wednesday 7 October 2015 22:43

That is so hot

MozillaHostile 21

Wednesday 7 October 2015 23:32

The best and most efficient way to give yourself vaginal cancer.

BabyrooKid 11

Thursday 8 October 2015 3:57

Dear Penthouse Forum ...

rockwrench 18

Thursday 8 October 2015 15:45

Next time call your sis and leave a voice message your about to walk in on her. Sure she might appreciate that.

bad_boyfriend 10

Thursday 8 October 2015 19:22

Pillow Fight!!!!!

umadbro96_fml 4

Thursday 8 October 2015 20:35

knock first

aprilnb1 18

Thursday 8 October 2015 20:39

She was definitely taking "phone sex" to the next level.

Denny1988 19

Friday 9 October 2015 16:06

good gracious, phones are pretty wide these days,

Amorettex 19

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:35

Poor phone lol

mthurston 14

Saturday 10 October 2015 20:38

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