Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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Same thing different taste

By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2016 12:00 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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Experimentation

By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2011 20:19 - United States

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2019 02:00

Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML

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Supersonic54 18

Tuesday 6 October 2015 22:26

Errr, if it was her room, perhaps try knocking next time?

Odiz747 23

Tuesday 6 October 2015 22:25

*Cleveland voice* Ooh, that's nasty

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aubfrazier 8

Wednesday 7 October 2015 1:33

Welp, that's gross.

thisguy22 33

Wednesday 7 October 2015 1:43

That's going to be an expensive phone bill!

SabrinaBrown 15

Wednesday 7 October 2015 2:09

I swear no one ever knocks

darkthunda1324 6

Wednesday 7 October 2015 2:28

What's her number lol

derpman123 17

Wednesday 7 October 2015 2:47

that's hawt

vikky538 28

Wednesday 7 October 2015 3:01

Was it Nokia phone?

Dominus101 20

Wednesday 7 October 2015 4:29

Way to take phone sex to the next level, Literally ! anyways yes FYL

coltonwhiteboy 2

Wednesday 7 October 2015 4:35

Uh why... Why use the phone? Please tell there was a... Uh... Water proof case.

chr1sF 12

Wednesday 7 October 2015 4:46

There's a million other household items she could've used yet the phone was her most creative idea...

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 7 October 2015 4:52

That the most expensive vibrator you can probably use...

Keiraquarium 12

Wednesday 7 October 2015 9:57

Idk, there are some pretty expensive vibratory out there

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Same thing different taste

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