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By cmc9540 - 27/09/2012 02:14 - United States - Selden

Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML
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Maybe I am. They did look better than mine

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chunkalicious 7

... But was he pretty?..

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habibiiiiiii 2

Men want to be told they look good too

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Comments

foshizzle82 7

It sounds like he's a great, fun husband and will be a very accepting father. Wish my hubby was more like him!

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LuckyLynx7732 5

It may not be my thing, but who does it hurt? And how does it effect what kind of parent he is going to be? If you have a daughter then he will be an extra awesome dad.

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PhishloverA 14

Time to do the unthinkable: hide your nail polish from your husband

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Alex1901 6

At least your child will have one open-minded parent.

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

I would have been like, " now u paint mine." :D there is a bonding opportunity!

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The_F3rris 11

Eh. Screw gender roles. If a guy wants to feel pretty than why not. Down with sexism.

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QueenSaru 28

I'd be more concerned that this person is your husband, you're having a child together, and yet you open with the proprietary statement of "MY apartment". Do you not live together? Even if you're paying all the rent/mortgage, if you live together it's still 'our', not 'mine'.

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