By HalfSack - 21/08/2018 12:30 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I walked into a sexual health clinic to get checked for STDs and they sent me to emerge instead. After 6 hours of tests, I was diagnosed with testicular cancer at the age of 27. I never thought I'd wish to have gonorrhea or chlamydia instead. FML
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Natassy 24

That sucks OP, hope you will be all right!

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distortedcognition 17

Shitty you have to go through that, OP. Keep your head up

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corrupteddevil 12

I know it sucks, but think of it the way I do. Whenever you walk into a room, it's almost a guarantee that there are an odd number of testicles in that room. Although, remembering to speak in the singular about something that was plural your whole life kinda sucks ball.

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yeongji 31

I'm sorry to hear what you are going through. I hope the cancer is in the early stage and not late.

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randomperzon1 7

So sorry this has happened to you. Be strong and have hope. Praying for you 🙏🏻 also sorry I meant to click that sucks not you deserved it

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Tyler Barker 9

one of your boys will be down for the count but atleast it's one of the easiest cancers to cure! could've been worse

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millsjoshua949 12

I am so sorry. The good news is that you now know. If you hadn't gone in you wouldn't have found out.

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EmmaMK 35

Praying for you, and your balls. update please

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