Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and...

By Childhood - 12/12/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML

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By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By speedster - 24/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML

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By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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By NotTakenYet - 05/10/2018 22:05

Today, my mom said she ran into some old coworkers and they asked about me. She was surprised they remembered me, as we only met once. The reason they remembered me is because I fell down the stairs at their house when I was 11. That was 15 years ago. FML

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sdcrazy1018 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:18

At least he came to parent's day

killurbeer 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 18:14

twinklestar you are full of shit!

Comments

Hacksaw 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:14

Hey, at least she remembered you at all. That's something, right?

YayAmerica 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:16

Wow. Tact, huh? Well, aren't you?

sdcrazy1018 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:18

At least he came to parent's day

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:19

well, if it's any consolation, after all these years, she's STILL a ******* teacher.

YayAmerica 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:23

Well that's not offensive to the teachers out there. You know some people go into jobs because they actually WANT to do them for a living. :D

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:27

I'm glad they understand. but hell, gotta go where the money is. You work to make $$$ no? besides, after say, 5-10 years of teaching snot-nosed brats who don't respect you for shit anyways, you really think it's _still_ their passion? Odds are they're stuck in their situation and spending all they can on lotto tix.

Twinklestar 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:31

I'm pretty sure all the teachers I know enjoy their jobs. =/ A lot more rewarding than a lot of professions out there.

YayAmerica 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:45

Agreed. I know a LOT of teachers who still really love it. Money doesn't drive everyone.

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:53

please, money spins the world. Otherwise, they rely on another source of _real_ income. If they honestly still enjoy it, then that's a blessing, but work was never meant to be fun. ..hence the name.

Twinklestar 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 10:09

Teaching still pays better than a lot of jobs, has better job security and better holidays too...

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 10:12

See, time off! Now you're thinkin'!

Twinklestar 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 10:14

Just because someone enjoys their job doesn't mean they don't want to take holidays. Don't be ridiculous.

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 10:18

It wasn't a stab, most high-paying jobs don't allow holidays or most of the days teachers get off. What I meant was, combined with doing something you like, there's actually a plus side to taking the lower-paying job. in all honesty, I've realized my time is worth more than my money nowadays. Money comes and goes but...time, you'll never get back.

Tigg3r 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:53

No, not all teachers enjoy their jobs. One of mine has made that VERY VERY clear.

Twinklestar 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:28

I can understand drinking on parents day. Primary schools almost always make you sit on those little childrens chairs, and if it's one of those parents days where all the classes put on performances it can get pretty tedious. My daughters school actually sells beer at the school functions like that. Anyways, maybe she only remembered that because she was concerned about you, so it's kind of nice in a way.

YayAmerica 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:47

Still a bit harsh, though. "Hey, wasn't your dad a hopeless drunk?" isn't really the number 1 recommended way to say "So, how are you doing now?"

expen_dable 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 21:34

you must be the embarassing drunk single mom who tries to hit on the male teachers and invite them back to your trailer while your poor kid eats Chef Boyardee in the next room

Twinklestar 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 22:38

I don't drink. I'm simply mentioning alcohol is often served even at school functions in Europe where we don't abuse it like Americans. Quit being so cut and stalking me.

PaigeCPony 0

Monday 14 December 2009 7:42

"...in Europe where we don't abuse it like Americans." Really?

Twinklestar 0

Monday 14 December 2009 14:41

Yeah... really.

lolumadbro 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 7:55

stereotype much?

GPAW 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 6:11

Hey chikita you totally nailed it, the amount of alcohol abuse by citizens of any age is astonishing we are the only country that you can buy a GUN before taking a swig this is to twinkletoes or what ever

crzyry 6

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:34

Count yourself lucky, I'm not even allowed back into my elementary school! I don't see an fml here, does anybody in that school mean anything to you now that you no longer attend? I think not.