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By Anonymous - 05/02/2015 15:32 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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You deserved it 665

By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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You deserved it 21 312

By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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You deserved it 4 910

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bayonne

Today, after eating some fire noodles the day before, I took a nice long poop in my school's bathroom, only to find out there was no toilet paper left in any of the stalls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 736

You deserved it 236

By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 53 806

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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You deserved it 38 905

By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 336

You deserved it 5 532

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 353

Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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salyhahaha 13

Friday 6 February 2015 0:10

I hope you don't live alone

WCARlover 34

Friday 6 February 2015 0:07

Who would use someone's wallpaper?!

Comments

joe3_fml 15

Friday 6 February 2015 0:27

When in need, use your socks. That's what i'd do.

mmazzaa 16

Friday 6 February 2015 0:28

The struggles are real

Ichiya 29

Friday 6 February 2015 6:47

I don't get that saying. Aren't all struggles real. I don't need someone pointing out how 'real' my struggle is.

tbloom 5

Friday 6 February 2015 8:11

#46 just shut up

mmazzaa 16

Friday 6 February 2015 12:18

Oh the struggles

HallahBackGirl 12

Friday 6 February 2015 0:56

I hope it was ugly wallpaper in the first place...

SlowDownImaNoob 20

Friday 6 February 2015 0:57

Slow down....People still have wallpaper?

Cassie4840 7

Friday 6 February 2015 1:17

Wow... What asshole did that? ...I'll show myself out.

vikky538 28

Friday 6 February 2015 1:30

some asshole to wipe his ass..

Mauskau 35

Friday 6 February 2015 1:50

Not sure if it's better than using the actual toilet roll tube or not. I imagine the paste wouldn't have been nice.

Tannasgh 22

Friday 6 February 2015 2:06

Must never have heard of a wash cloth...

ChampHero 27

Friday 6 February 2015 2:10

Well that's a shitty situation.

clairesucks 37

Friday 6 February 2015 4:25

Can people stop using that line. Come up with something more original

RabbitOfAurora 28

Friday 6 February 2015 8:01

I actually like it this time.

Randen_FML95 9

Friday 6 February 2015 2:24

If you had to take a crap it would had been difficult to find something to wipe

buckdharma 37

Friday 6 February 2015 2:40

Great Scott, your wallpaper must look Charmin.

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