That's when you need the bum gun, Asian style.

How I see it, there are a few options here: 1. Use the wallpaper and join the crowd 2. Use your dollar bills like another FML user did 3. Pull your pants up and hurry to neighbor's for a roll 4. Start questioning who was the last one in your bathroom to even use your wallpaper for a starting point.

Desperate times call for desperate measures

That's not so bad. At my Girl Guide hall, we arrived once to find shit streaks all down the wall. Apparently, one of the dancing people taken a dump and then noticed there was no toilet paper, so they used their hands and then wiped it on the wall. I swear to God, if they didn't pay rent, the dance class would be out of our hall faster than you can say 'disrespectful ass-wipes'

I hope you have roommates then

At least it was the contents of the wall, in the toilet, and not the contents of the toilet, on the wall.

I'm snorting from laughing so hard